instruments with names

Autumn (Fómhar)

My octave mandolin--who, like her smaller sister Summer, demanded to be named in Gaelic, and it seemed appropriate to call her Autumn as a general use-name when I don't feel like being Gaelic about it. Autumn might be very easily mistaken for a bouzouki, as I am told that the line between octave mands and bouzoukis is very blurry indeed, but unlike several zouks of my acquaintance she does not have octave stringing on her lower courses. She was, at any rate, made by Trinity College--and I own her because of the good fortune of discovering that a bunch of paperback books I decided to sell to a friend for the used bookstore she has opened were valuable! So I often tell people that Autumn is sponsored by Bothell Books--even though my friend had to close that store of hers.

Finch

My tiniest Romy Benton bamboo flute, an itty bitty thing in E flat major. Romy told me at the time he'd done it as sort of a knockoff piece to use up a tiny bit of leftover bamboo, as I recall.

Flame

The newest of my Romy Benton bamboo flutes, in D minor. My friend Cyn claims that Flame is the male mate of Jade; me, I know that Flame has a rougher sort of voice than Jade, so she might be right.

Hwesta

One of my early attempts at making a bamboo flute myself, Hwesta is an A major flute and was named for the Tolkien Quenya letter of the same name, which translates to 'breeze'.

Jade

The best of my Romy Benton bamboo flutes, a lovely lady in E minor who has a finish like glass, an ebony mouthpiece, and a green color that has turned dappled and muted with time.

Ragamuffin

Rags is my guitar--an instrument which came to my home courtesy of my aforementioned friend Cyn, who took it in from a coworker who wanted to get rid of it. It was in pitiful condition, because it had been rated for nylon or gut strings and someone had put metal strings on it, and that had caused the bridge to be ripped right off the body and busted into four pieces. We were all fairly sure it was a poor guitar to begin with, but after my mate went to work on it, restoring its bridge into one piece and reattaching it, it cleaned up not too badly at all. Ragamuffin seemed like a most appropriate name, as it's a small student model guitar and the smallest guitar in the house, and sort of the urchin cousin of all the rest of them. Rags was made by a company called Harmony U.S.A.--who went out of business some time ago, but who had their wares described as "the best you could buy for the money you would spend!"

Sage

A Romy bamboo flute in A minor--and a good backpack flute.

Shine

My piccolo, and my usual instrument of the flute family when I'm jamming. I've had this piccolo since I was in middle school, but only when I started playing music again in 2001 did it finally pick up a name--more or less due to the Great Big Sea song "Everything Shines". Shine's case says "Armstrong" on the side.

Silver

Probably not the most creative name in the world for your basic 'anybody can play one of these in school band' concert C flute--but well hey, I've been playing this flute more often in jam sessions as of late, and thinking of it as 'my silver', and so the name appears to have stuck. Its case says Artley on the side.

Sorrel

The one bamboo flute I own made by a gentleman named Peter Ross, and the only flute I have in E major.

Sparrow

Another of my Romys, this bamboo flute is in G major and was named for the two birds burned into the side.

Spring (Earrach)

My bouzouki, and the latest addition to my set of instruments. Spring was given me by joint gift of my partner and our former housemate Paul, and finally fulfills my longstanding desire to own a zouk--a desire I've nursed ever since I fell in love with Great Big Sea. Plus, I just love the word 'bouzouki'. It sounds like something you scare out of somebody, or something you shout when you're jumping off a cliff.

Spring is named in keeping with the seasonal theme for my mandolin-like instruments and was made by the Olympia Dulcimer Company, home of the Walkabout Dulcimer.

Summer (Samhradh)

My mandolin, my little baby with strings, who demanded to be named in Gaelic! But Summer is her general use-name, because that's rather easier to pronounce than Samhradh. She was made by the Mid-Missouri Mandolin Company.

Tableleg (Yrchannon)

Tableleg was the very first bamboo flute I ever owned, and was given me by my former housemate Vicka Corey--which is why he also is named Yrchannon, which is a rough mutation from Tolkien's Quenya and Sindarin Elvish dialects into something that means, at least, in my head, "orc's gift". Tableleg's usual name, though, was because of being made from such a thick piece of bamboo, and he's a D major instrument.

Yarinnae

My second attempt at making a bamboo flute in A major; this one's name doesn't mean anything in particular, but it just seemed like the thing to name her at the time. Someday maybe I'll figure out what 'Yarinnae' actually means; for now, at least, I'm fairly sure it's pronounced "yar-ih-nay-uh".

instruments without names

In addition to the horde listed up above, I also have:

• Two more small bamboos I made which weren't done very well, but which I've never had the heart to get rid of.
• A small pentatonic double whistle--drone on the left, fingerholes on the right. I picked it up on my very first visit to Portland, a long time ago, in their Saturday market. It's not tuned very well, but as near as I can tell, it's roughly in the key of B flat.
• A tiny one-octave ocarina, which I like to wear on its cord around my neck; it's a fun conversation piece (people constantly ask me 'what IS that?') as well as a fun way to entertain small children who think it's incredibly cool that something you put in your mouth makes noises. It's roughly in the key of C, and made by a company calling themselves Songstone Studios.
• A (broken) shakuhachi I picked up at a yard sale once, and never have managed to figure out how to play.
• And last but not least, a lovely little crystal piccolo in C, made by a company called Hall Flutes.

and if you think that's a lot of instruments...

... my house as a whole owns 51! Here is the full list in all its glory.